Awkward Mormon Girl

My first goldfish died precisely one week after I brought him home from the arcade where my father had won him for me on our daddy-daughter ...

I woke up. I went into the bathroom and proceeded to stab myself in the eye. At least, that's what it felt like. In reality, I placed my...

The fortune said, "You will have many friends when you need them." "And when you don't need them, they'll be nowhere ...

Guess what I have in my room right now?! If you guessed a whole package of birthday cake Oreos, you're wrong. 'Cause I ate the las...

It's the twenty-fourth of July, and y'all know what that means! If y'all don't know what that means, then you must not live...

IT'S JULY. If you're not as excited about this as I am, clearly you don't know what JULY signifies each and every year. JULY is ...

Q: What do you call a joke about a sprinter? A: A running joke. Q: What do you call a joke about a sprinter with a bad leg? A: A lame joke. ...