Blame Game

Sometimes your younger siblings are so insolent, they send you messages like this:

Little Sister: I blame you for the fact that I spent the last half an hour reading about Bonnie and Clyde on Wikipedia.

Little Sister: I blame you for the fact I was extra tired today.

Little Sister: I blame you for the fact my calfs are really aching.

Little Sister: I blame you for the worldwide poverty, disease, and misery.

Little Sister: I blame you for the lack of Cheetos in this household.

Little Sister: And I blame you for my insanity.

Little Sister: Hope you feel good about that.