Saturday, August 17, 2013

Mayonnaise

This afternoon I was at the grocery store with Mom, Baby Sister, Little Brother, and Baby Brother. Please note that I said grocery store. Despite what Baby Brother seems to think, I do shop at other stores besides Target.

Whilst shopping, somebody said something that Baby Brother took offense at.

BABY BROTHER: You are mayonnaise!

EVERYBODY ELSE:...

BABY BROTHER: That's what I say to bullies. 'You're all mayonnaise!'

BABY BROTHER: I say it because I'm British.

BABY BROTHER: (not even trying to sound British) 'You're mayonnaise!'

...no words. I have no words.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Questions, comments, concerns, complaints?