Labor Day

Approximation of Obnoxious family Sunday dinner discussion:

MOM: What are we doing for the holiday tomorrow?

AWKWARD MORMON GIRL: I thought we were going to get breakfast.

MOM: Well, IHOP is always crowded. Can't we get bagels and go eat them up the canyon?

THE MAJORITY: Boo! No bagels!

MOM: Then we would have to go to IHOP early.

LITTLE SISTER: Yeah, we could get up early and before breakfast we could go on a hike to watch the sunrise!

EVERYBODY: (confused silence because Little Sister is zero athletic)

BABY SISTER: Couldn't we have breakfast in the canyon but eat something that's not bagels?

MOM: Like what?

BABY SISTER: ...squirrels?

We had breakfast at IHOP.