Deep Waters

I have a problem.

The problem is that I don't really like shallow conversations. If I'm going to talk to somebody, I'd rather talk about things that really matter. So I have a terrible, terrible habit of jumping from zero to one hundred with people. Like, "Hi—how are you—I see you have a boyfriend—are you two serious—oh, you're thinking of getting married but you're not sure—what's the holdup?" I just get waaaay too personal waaaay too quick. I think this frightens some folk.

Also, I'm an open book, so if people ask me questions, I will respond honestly. This has led to some interesting situations with people who don't believe that I say what I mean and are convinced that there is some deep-seated mystery about me. Pfffft. No.

Also also, a lot of times people actually will respond to very personal questions that I ask. In fact, sometimes people that I hardly know will confide in me almost immediately. Not that I have a problem with that. I do prefer honesty, so if I'm going to know anything about someone, I'd much rather start with their darkest secrets. It's just an unusual thing, especially since it often comes with requests for advice on topics I'm probably unqualified to advise on.