Autocorrect

When I got my smartphone two and a half years ago, I was decidedly unimpressed. I asked Siri to find me a boyfriend and she wasn't able to. Ripoff.

Also, I quickly noticed a strange autocorrect setting. Any time I try to type "on" but accidentally type, "ob," the phone corrects it to "Brownies." With a capital B.

I consider this to be extremely unnatural, not least because I don't talk about brownies very much. Actually, for a long time there I suspected it was something Little Sister had set up on my phone (she looooves brownies and bugging me), but I never actually found out if that was the case...