Clarisa-Lina

I've been working feverishly on a post for a few days. Because I was suffering from writer's block, I went to my parents' house for a change of scenery in hopes that would make a difference.

As I write, Little Brother has been sitting next to me and dressing up this Barbie:

He named her Clarisa-Lina.

LITTLE BROTHER: (as Clarisa-Lina) One arm, one leg, no worries! I can do anything a normal human can do!

AWKWARD MORMON GIRL: What about play Twister?

LITTLE BROTHER: ...shut up.