Friday the thirteenths actually tend to be better-than-average days for me.
I don't know why that is. Maybe I was switched at birth with devil spawn.
By which I mean that my parents gave birth to a normal human baby that wasn't me. And that I'm the devil spawn.
Assuming that devils can even have spawn. Which is debatable.
Now I'm getting this mental picture of frogs with horns and tails laying eggs on lily pads. I think it is a sign that I should go to bed.
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