Some days are like a dream. On those days I go out somewhere with lots of people and I work the crowd flawlessly. I always know where I'm going. I always know what I'm saying. My words and my presence are as highly in demand as season two of Legend of Korra.
Then there are days like yesterday.
PERSON: So what did you think of today's lesson?
AWKWARD MORMON GIRL: Uh...
PERSON TWO: So where are you from?
AWKWARD MORMON GIRL: Uh...
PERSON THREE: So what's your name?
AWKWARD MORMON GIRL: UH...
PERSON FOUR: We should do something sometime!
AWKWARD MORMON GIRL: Yeah, that would be really, uh, we could be, um, that should only... you know, I'm an English major, so you think I would be good with, uh, with--what are those things called again?
PERSON FOUR: ...
AWKWARD MORMON GIRL: Oh. Oh yeah. Words. They're called words.
PERSON FIVE: Did you do anything fun for your sister's birthday?
AWKWARD MORMON GIRL: We went to the cemetery.
...yeah. If anybody needs me, I'll just be in my room, making no noise and pretending I don't exist.
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