To make up for the complete and utter seriousness of last time's post, today is about nothing but jokes.
I mentioned the other day that nobody jokes about recycling. At first I was being sarcastic. However, upon a quick Google search, it turned out that perhaps I was right. People really do take recycling very seriously.
As a person who thinks that almost nothing should be taken seriously, I have made it my personal mission to kickstart and cultivate this new form of humor. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you THE FIRST JOKES ABOUT RECYCLING EVER!
A hundred and eighty-five compost heaps walk into a McDonald's. The cashier takes their order and asks, "Do you want flies with that?"
Why did a chicken carrying a tin can cross the road? The recycling bin was on the other side.
Scientists discovered a way to generate light using only scrap metal. It was an aluminating experience.
What do you get when you have a glass bottle, some tin foil, and an old notebook? Recycling.
What is more expensive than paper? Recycled paper.
What is more expensive than paper and sometimes has dried flowers in it? Recycled paper that you make when you're in preschool. 'Cause the only thing that can improve paper is flowers.
What do you call a person who hugs trees? A tree hugger.
Your mom loves to recycle. OH SNAP.
Join the movement! Because I just decided that this is a movement. If you have any recycling jokes to share, feel free to post in the comments below. Even if they're not as freakishly amazing as mine.
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