The seat where I sit to eat my breakfast is near the refrigerator. Our fridge is one of those fridges that dispenses water from a little cubby on its front.
This cubby is labeled "Water Filtration System." However, upon many an early morning, my bleary eyes have instead read it as "Water Flirtation System."
Water Flirtation System.
"You're a sight for sore ice."
"I don't mean to sound superfishal, but you're cute."
"Water you doing tonight?"
"We could spend a romantic evening together, streaming a movie and drinking root beer floats."
"I'm shore it would be a fun time."
"My only porpoise is to win your love."
"Not interested? Maybe I should quit whale I'm ahead."
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