The Shoes of Ronald McDonald

AWKWARD MORMON GIRL: What should I write a blog post about?

LITTLE BROTHER: You should write about the time Baby Brother squished Ronald McDonald's shoe.

AWKWARD MORMON GIRL: ...what?

BABY BROTHER: Ronald McDonald came to an assembly at my school. He literally walked out into the audience. I was sitting on the aisle, so when he walked past me, I pressed down on his shoes.

AWKWARD MORMON GIRL: (aghast, yet curious) What did it feel like?

BABY BROTHER: It was hollow.