Things You Must Not Do or Else You're a Terrible Person

1. Forget the Alamo.

2. Say, "Disneyland isn't fun if you're an adult."

3. Change the choreography when the choreographer's not there.

4. Say, "Cartoon movies aren't as good as live-action movies."

5. Insist that the Harry Potter movies are better than the books.

6. Insist that the Lord of the Rings movies are better than the books.

7. Insist that any movies are better than the books (except for How to Train Your Dragon; How to Train Your Dragon the movie > How to Train Your Dragon the book).

8. Misquote William Shakespeare.

9. Misquote Abraham Lincoln.

10. Misquote Jim Henson.


An actual quote from Jim Henson, courtesy of ToughPigs.

11. Say you don't like sushi when you actually haven't tried sushi.

12. Say, "You're an adult. You don't need anything for your birthday!"

13. Say, "You're an adult. You don't need anything for Christmas!"

And, my personal not-favorite, 14. Say, "You know what would be fun right now? If we talked about politics!"